Permeating the minds of the weak. Face-melting the masses. Feeding on the souls of the ignorant. These have all been favorite past-times of the force known as VOMITRON. Spinning its way down miles of ethernet cable and embedding itself in the very code of consciousness through mediums such as heavy metal, the inter-web and the occasional video game, Vomitron has wriggled itself in a very tick-like manner into a place in the current timeline continuum that will hold fast for years to come. And seriously screw up your day. Particularly if you enjoy headbanging. Raise the horns, for in your iPod right after Voivod and right before Vulva-vacuum, you'll find VOMITRON! And if it isn't there, you will receive a citation for sucking at life.

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"...It sure sounds programmed..."

~ The Oak Conclave

"...why didn't they cover Super Mario Bros?"

~ everyone else

Titles:

1. Arrival 2012

2. Robot Sex

3. Exploding Metal

4. Mandatory Spermicide

5. 2884

6. Frozen In Fire

7. The Fuck Patrol

8. Chicken Sacrifice

9. 665: The Neighbor Of The Beast

10. Fission Of Senses

11. Collapse Of A Neutron Star

12. Penis Flytrap

13. Escape From Nebulon V

14. Mortal Wombat

15. Eye Of The Tiger

16. Vomitron

17. Through The Wormhole

  • Do not listen on headphones. This has been known to cause brain hemorrhaging.
  • Do not listen at a low volume. This will suck your eardrums inside-out.
  • Do not wear underwear. It will just make things harder when you inevitably piss yourself.
  • Vomitron CDs explode when placed in a microwave oven. Actually, all CDs do.
  • Wrap tinfoil around your head in the shape of a cone. This will cause others around you to wonder what the fuck you're doing and thus result in free advertising for Vomitron.
  • Do not stop a song halfway through. This will cause you to hear the song backwards in your mind and NOTHING else for the rest of your life.
  • Do not try to PLAY a Vomitron song on any instrument, as it will immediately catch fire. Permanent injury or death can result.
  • Please wait 45 minutes after eating to enjoy a Vomitron record. Hence the name "Vomitron".
  • Do not download Vomitron songs. Lars Ulrich will paint a picture and then cry.